"And a little child shall lead them."
(?)
By: Teresa Haskett
(Facebook)
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go
quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who
had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't
know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he
smiled smugly.
"Okay," she
said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you
suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly
surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't
know shit?"
And then she went
back to reading her book.
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